Extremes

Tell me.

How can one act as a tough female assassin, be the most beautiful woman in the world, top the highest paid hollywood actresses, be with the most handsome man in the world who happens to be the highest paid hollywood actor, adopt 3 children, have erotic sex and give birth to 3 kids within 2 years!!!?


Angelina Jolie can!

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Hollywood golden couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are the proud parents of new-born twins, a boy named Knox Leon and a girl called Vivienne Marcheline, the hospital announced Sunday.

I can't accomplish even one single task listed above for god's sake, other than the er, erotic sex. Give me time for that too, I need some mental preparation.

Point is, women out there may spend the same 2 years just to slim down and achieve an at least average figure. Let alone giving birth 2 times.




While Jolie is beaming with her happiest life in the world, our very own local Singaporean Stomp's member by the user name, agnescsy, had just left a very saddening and scary thread in Stomp's forum titled, 'My Last Resort, Commit Suicide' on 18 July.

Update: agnescsy has deleted the whole chunk of her post, leaving behind the last paragraph and comments only. My speculation of this is that the post might affect her case in some way or another.

I feel like crying with her when I read one of the replies she has responded in the comments' section,

agnescsy-

This few night i am hugging my son tightly, for i know that i will not had the chance to do that agian. I hope those who saw this article. please continue to guide me.

And i also want to thank all the people out there for replying this thread.
I am alone and i just can't stop crying

KNNBCCB LA!!!

IMMORAL CHILDISH SAF STUPID IMPOTENT BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS RSAF DOING??!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T THEY DO QUALITY CONTROL AT ALL?!!!!!!!

I can't believe the INCOME TAX I HAVE JUST PAID is to REAR AN ANIMAL LIKE HIM.

I'D RATHER GIVE BLINDLY TO THAT CORRUPTED MING YI REVEREND.



For goodness sake,
$3200?????????


Oh! That's to pay him for doing his part of protecting our country!

Sorry, my bad that I didn't know a stupid low educated person who only knows how to surf facebook, fucks around and throws his family away IS loyally protecting our country.



ARGHHHHHHHH SHE IS SO FUCKED!!!!!! WHy is she suffering from all the court cases and that impotent si gin nah can abscond just like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I AM ANGRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!



IS THIS HOW SINGAPORE'S LAW WORKS? BLINDSPOTS TOTALLY IGNORED?

I don't know how to help her, I can only spread her news around and hope people who could help can advise her. She said the final verdict of her court case is to be due on 30 July. Sighhhhhh.

Maybe, she should try adopting 3 orphans.

Karma VS Celebration

Don't ever sound too cocky, you wouldn't be able to handle the karma that follows.

The recent cold virus attack on Singapore is sooooo massive and severe that, quoted from Tak Yee's doctor,

"Out of 10, 9 patients visited me due to cough."

At the point when I wrote my previous post, I was still daydreaming about how I had battled with sicknesses easily etc. I had totally no idea the powerful virus was already lurking in everyone's neighborhood.

The next day, sky was clear and bright when I left my office building for lunch. Nobody in the right mind will bring a din deh umbrella and I happened to be in the right mind. Things will happen sooo coincidentally, like damn well-planned, when it comes to retribution.

You see a bright clear sky, you don't bring umbrella, you don't care about other strangers' cough, have a fulfilling good lunch, alight at the bus stop opposite your office building on the way back, suddenly rains, you cross the sheltered overhead bridge and wait for the rain to stop.

Rain doesn't stop. You have been waiting for 15 minutes drinking the bubble tea meant for enjoying in office. After throwing the plastic cup, you have enough of waiting. You brave the sunny rain all the way to the building's deck. Rain stops.

You can't help but sigh and scold to yourself a fuck. You are all drenched.

You will fall sick the next day after your sleep. Even with the method you think will cure your sickness is useless.



Tmd. I lose ok! Virus most powerful can?!

Lionel, don't lose faith in my method! The virus maybe strong this time, but do continue to use it to hasten the recovery period!

Met up with Tak Yee and OLC to celebrate Tak Yee's birthday last Thurs. We were all coughing unitedly. Still, we had our sumptous crab meal at the famous Melben Seafood outlet at Ang Mo Kio Blk 232. For good food, nothing else matters. The birthday girl even said she'll be back again for more!

The Venue




The Pinkie Birthday Girl, Chubby!


...with our kawaii version of ANG BAO for her!


Chubby With Roundbun's Spirit, as in, 精神


Wahahahaha Sorry bun, you shouldn't be so BIG. My bad my bad.


Chubby With OLC




Chubby With ME!




Dish 1: Crispy Tofu
4/5 Sandeestars




Dish 2: Fried errr.. whatever Chicken
3/5 Sandeestars




Dish 3: Fried RoundBuns
4/5 Sandeestars




Dish 4: Butter Crab
3/5 Sandeestars


Disappointing. We were given two small 老娘 aka old mother crabs. The meat was stuck on the shells. tmd.


Dish 5: Crab Beehoon Pot
4.5/5 Sandeestars




Grand Finale




I'm watching youuu...

Overall, its a worthy once-in-a-lifetime experience. I will not go back purposefully again though. Its location is really out of my way and its butter crab lost at least 1 sandeestar to Seafood Paradise's, where Sam had introduced.

We went to the branch at Singapore Flyer. Their chilli one is also veryyyy nice. I guess it all boils down to the freshness of the crab. Furthermore, their buns were CRISPY and sweet!!! We even joked that their bun easily usurps as the best dish and I gave it a 5/5 Sandeestars! Imagine how I feel, when I thought only JB's KFC have the authentic crispy sweet fried bun... Sedapppp!!!



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