HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Bobi everything smooth smooth ahead!!! Especially Qtuneaky~!
PEEK-A-BOO
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Thursday, December 31, 2009 /
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Bobi everything smooth smooth ahead!!! Especially Qtuneaky~!
Did You Know?!
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009 /
What a messy MRT map in near future! I couldn't make out my familiar North South Line or the oldest East West Line for quite a big moment the first time Tak Yee showed this to me. OMG~!
Its like I finally understood why older people don't know how to take train. Next time when I'm old and have poor eyesight, how the hell do I differentiate those Orange & Yellow lines?! So close can the colors!
Imagine during peak hours when everyone else is pushing around at Raffles Place Station for eg., you want to find, let's say, Marymount Station on that madness MRT map.
With eyesight like a marksman, you will definitely spot that it is actually a station on the Orange Circle line with a blink of your eye.
And then, with a wit as quick as a rat, you will tell yourself, "OK! Change at City Hall, then Newton, then Adam!" before I can even find where the hell is Marymount Station on the map.
With fantastic memory, you will then zap the Red, Blue & Orange lines from Raffles Place to Marymount Station like a photocopy machine into your brain. I would just drop my jaw when I finally draw a diagonal line through the 2 stations to find there is no way I can make a decision, panic, and suddenly remember I've got a camera phone! yayyyyyy!!!
Camera phone?? Don't be silly, old lady! Maps are downloadable to your netmob*! You can even search for and plan your routes on the Google Universe version 20.572.38 or iPhone app 1, app 2, app 3, ... ... ... .. .. . EASY PEASY LA GRANNY!!!
*some future fictitious gadget if we survive 2012's Dooms Day
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Thursday, September 10, 2009 /
Posted in
Life
Destiny had a good time playing me.
It found me guys from all walks of life to occupy the emotional side of me, to fill up all my time making me happy or sad, then watched how I end differently with every guy. I am very sure it would laugh at me whenever I cried devastatingly for one guy and within a blink of an eye, I got together with another.
These had been going on for a decade, I recalled today.
Why, must I really succumb to it for another decade? I don't wish to waste anymore time and emotions. Why can't I find someone I can settle down once and for all? I've got friends my age married already. They may or may not be happy being tied down at an early age, I don't know. I used to ponder, 28 years old should be just right for marriage, and so at 25 years old, the girl must set her heart on the 'right one' already.
And I did.
It's sad. Destiny didn't let me have my way, yet again. I had enough... After ten years of going in the loop, the words which I have always been acting ignorant about just came out of my mouth by themselves,
"我不适合谈恋爱!"
DESTINY, FUCK OFF!
It found me guys from all walks of life to occupy the emotional side of me, to fill up all my time making me happy or sad, then watched how I end differently with every guy. I am very sure it would laugh at me whenever I cried devastatingly for one guy and within a blink of an eye, I got together with another.
These had been going on for a decade, I recalled today.
Why, must I really succumb to it for another decade? I don't wish to waste anymore time and emotions. Why can't I find someone I can settle down once and for all? I've got friends my age married already. They may or may not be happy being tied down at an early age, I don't know. I used to ponder, 28 years old should be just right for marriage, and so at 25 years old, the girl must set her heart on the 'right one' already.
And I did.
It's sad. Destiny didn't let me have my way, yet again. I had enough... After ten years of going in the loop, the words which I have always been acting ignorant about just came out of my mouth by themselves,
"我不适合谈恋爱!"
DESTINY, FUCK OFF!
I Wanna Taste This Gucci!
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009 /
Posted in
Fashionbaby
Sigh. Wonder who's the lucky birthday girl to receive this beautiful Gucci cake. Confirm is my favorite Chocolate flavor lor, so apt for Gucci's packaging color. I want I want!!! I want to biteee! hmmm maybe not those gold handles. *puke*
Arul said he had this idea of buying custom-made cakes which has gotta do with designer brands for me last December but as usual, his ideas only stop short in that little head of his. BOO! Still got the cheek to tell me, "go lick your own gucci!"
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Anyway he found the maker of this cake on Flickr. Saw some disgusting ones I'll never wanna taste. Like microphone and gadgets. *pukeeee* take them away from me!!! Gotta say, her workmanship is superb la. I assume its a 'her' here else it must be a 'shim'. Check it out here.
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Saturday, March 07, 2009 /
Posted in
FML
Today, I went to East Coast Park with MAB to roller blade and rolled down a slope at 100 km/hr before crashing on my bums right in front of a stunned family who was having their roller blading lesson. FML
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Friday, March 06, 2009 /
Posted in
FML
Today, I had a bad stomach and went to the toilet in my office which is really only a thin wall cubicle. As I was doing my business, I thought to myself, hmm I wanna be cute even when I'm on the toilet bowl and grinned a silly smile. Then came the really loud fart. FML
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Thursday, March 05, 2009 /
Posted in
FML
Today, I brought my lunch box prepared by my mom like every other usual day. I complained to her the day before about how the food she prepared, no matter if its beehoon, kway teow or fried rice, all tasted the same although they're nice. She exclaimed in the morning, "Girl! I've changed my cooking style today! It's gonna be different!" And in office during lunch, I anxiously took my first mouth of the noodle. Surprise~! It still tastes the same. FML
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Wednesday, March 04, 2009 /
Posted in
FML
Today, I'm going to start posting consistently short few liners story everyday to my blog just like F*** My Life but I really don't wish my life to be f***ed actually. FML
