SPIDER DON'T RUN!

The technology is really a kanjung spider.

Many times I find myself stuck getting the things I want from the Internet, like the music videos' bandwidths. I could still catch this spider last time straight after I got to learn a bit about html.

Like, I also know how to say last time.

Last time, the kanjung spider only knew how to crawl kanjungly, now it knows how to crawl in front of you shake shake kanjung backside greet you Hello and maybe still got time to drink kopi relak in front of you, then it will siam into nowhere before you waste time swinging your fingers on the mouse and keyboard trying to catch it.

Last time, I knew a bit about html, and now I know a bit about html.

Upgrade! Where is the learning attitude Singapore encourages! *poke poke poke on the table*

What sia. I have just upgraded and have not even gotten my diploma and I am already outdated?

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes you are already outdated auntie.

Ok test you.



Q. What is php?

A. Orh I know I know. Friendster got use this format, eh, other places also got use, like those websites I want to steal their music videos and songs bandwidth from they change from html to this format you know! Angry sia, now cannot steal liao.



Q. Hello, I am not asking whether you know got this format or not, I am asking you WHAT is php. So you don't know la, since you cannot steal.

A. Oh ya soli soli, I don't know.



Q. Ok. Then do you know how to prevent people from stealing your own bandwidth using any method?

A. Wah this one is frustrating. I put a javascript in my blog so that whenever people tried to right click they will be questioned whether they have just used their middle finger in a pop up alert window instead of the menu where people can kope my things. You know you know, I found that almost everybody uses their middle finger to right click leh, then middle finger lor ha ha ha so funny, you know you know.



Q. ................................... WAH?..... Then, so, what has it got to do with preventing people to steal your bandwidth?

A. That's why lar. Aiyo, I can only prevent them from getting the links easily on my blog page, but they can still go to the 'View' then 'source' to search through the notepad lor. I tried searching for disabling the view source function on the Internet but everybody says that it is not possible at all you know! I saw before lor, I mean I saw this 'Source' unclickable in some websites before. Frustrated sia. You don't know how I feel one la.



Q. Ok, that is supposedly one method which is not the correct method at all.

A. What talking you sia.



Q. This 'wish' to disable view source is what all the uncles and aunties have since dunno how many bloody donkey years ago. It is already a rusty and dusty fact that you CANNOT disable view source. So you don't know anything about creating passwords la, let alone using php.

A. Orh you talking about cfm? That Quah got teach before creating passwords, log in all these.



Q. ..... Who still uses that sia?

A. Wa this I know. NYP website lor! I always check school results then must log in and then I see all the pages using cfm.



Q. ... Thanks for the reference leh. I don't know what is cfm until you tell me one lor. So helpful. ... ...Then how about tracking who has stolen your bandwidth?

A. HAR? Can track one meh?



Q. ... Bye.

A. OEI! Can track one meh?! Oei! Teach leh! Wei! Walao selfish.



I am really that ignorant meh. Sian la. Nowadays the reality is so cruel.

If I go out work, I tell them I can only do a bit of graphics, they may say might as well hire full time graphic artists. If I say I can only do a bit of scriptings, they may say might as well hire those IT students. If I say I can only do a bit of scripting and a bit of graphics, they may say might as well hire those who know a bit of graphics but a lot of scripting skills.

Basket. Should have known this earlier before specialising in Interactive Media. Should have worked harder in scriptings in class before polishing my graphics skill at my own pace.

My specialisation depends so much on technology this kanjung spider I think I would spend more time upgrading myself than working for the rest of my life. But firstly, I need to learn the kanjung attitude so next time I can also shake shake my kanjung backside together with the spider at those outdated people.